Whistle while you work

May 23

(Source: k-endalls)

May 23

xgiuls:

Once Upon a Time + fav quotes/life lessons

(via burningtearsoffeels)

May 23

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May 23

(Source: 1337tattoos, via nostrokesjuststrudels)

May 23

iwishilivedintromaville:

The beefy crunch is comming back may 23rd!

Reunited and it feels so good!

May 23

cookiecarnival:

“I think that little girls are dreaming of different things now. There was a time when young women went to college not to just crack a book but to find a husband. That has changed, and I think she speaks to that. I think that it’s wonderful that she’s career oriented, but she’s still lady-like.
- Voice of Tiana, Anika Noni Rose

(via nostrokesjuststrudels)

May 23

abitspacey:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Guys.

It’s a book mark that marks your spot in the book.

I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND MY EXCITEMENT

(via burningtearsoffeels)

May 23

(Source: weheartit.com, via isitspring-isitsummer)

May 23

pepitaaaah:

pengybabble:

The Secret World of Hayao Miyazaki Umbrella ($38.12)

[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS MONEY AT THE SCREEN]

(via wizarding)

May 23

This was one of the weirdest movies I have ever seen, but I still liked it.

(Source: mrsmerylstreep, via joellamarano)

May 23

beyondmywildest:

If you dream a thing more than once, it’s sure to come true.

(via silly-beauty)

May 22

(Source: fassyy, via silly-beauty)

May 22

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM