Hey all! I'm Sam. I like to think I'm part cat and part Disney Princess, but mainly just cat. I'm a proud Ravenclaw who wishes to train a dragon, preferably a Terrible Terror.
Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud
Hahahah cats are the greatest
Once, while housesitting, the resident cat came flying through the room, grabbing the roast beef right out of my sandwich, without slowing down. It was sort of awe inspiring. Except I was left with a bun sandwich.
We found love right where we are.
we lived in the Murder House
we escaped the Asylum
we protected the Coven
and now, we will attend the Freak Show
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My cat loves when we play CAH because she squeezes into the box and becomes some kind of monorail…
all at once everything looks different, now that I see you.
SO BASICALLY…I danced to Shake it Off in a grocery store…and this is how it worked out.
this is just the best thing ever ok.
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.